First, after I first spoke to ALICE years ago I wanted to make two chat bots do this . But alas, I was in high school – and thus too busy doing whatever stupid shit you do in high school. So bully to you, sir or madam for orchestrating the first hot AI on AI chat action.
Second, my parents didn’t decide on a name for me until I was three days old.
There was a time when I was nameless.
What if they had just never bothered.
That would have made me very very happy.
My middle name was supposed to be my Grandfather’s middle – Jesse.
But my father thought his middle name was Jay, and here I am.
Thank god my middle name’s not Jesse.
I like my name, but I’d rather be without one.
That is all.