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Hey ho, kids. This is damien thorne, drummer from everyone’s favorite band they’ve never seen.
Funnyman, Dr. Zeus, Fusil! and I were just sitting around at rehearsal between takes of “(Baby Let’s Take Your Clothes Off and Play a) Game of Sex” and as he passed the freebase pipe to me, Dr. Zeus’s eyes lit up with something other than look of the sweet rock hitting his alcohol and valium soaked brain.
As the cloud of pungent smoke came coughed out of his mouth, he muttered the most amazing phrase I’ve ever heard –

Little Pink.

After he got off the floor and the blood started returning to his head, he explained that Little Pink was “Little Pink…” or “Little Pink _________” fill in the blank.
We’re Little Pink whatever you want us to be.
We can decide on a band name before we go on stage, and change it whenever we want.
Whenever we do a cover we can suddenly transmogrify into, for example, Little Pink the misfits.
or Little Pink bay city rollers.
It’s great. We mean to you what you want us to mean.

So this is the point where I actually mention what the contest is.
We’re interested in all things little and pink in this world, and we want your input. Reply to this post with a list – from one to as many as you want – of YOUR favorite Little Pink things. Whomever suggests the coolest Little Pink thing, concept, person, or etcetera – wins the contest. Wanna know what you’ll win?

The winner will be chosen one week from today, unfortunately we couldn’t get the networks in on this, so it’ll just be me, Duane, posting the winner and their one winningest suggestion to my lj and the satellite show forum at delphi, and maybe to artofsorts.com, official webpage of Dr. Zeus – Thunder God of Rhyme, our lead singer (aka Jed).

What you’ll win: a date with Duane. if you want it. We’ll go dutch. please??? or, if you’re in the LA area or will be soon, you can also pick out your favorite little pink thing that you own that you wouldn’t mind runining in a meet and greet with the band. You get to watch them rehearse, and have your little pink thing signed by Funnyman, Fusil!, damien, and Dr. Zeus. and maybe even andrew if he decides to show up for rehearsal.

Just to get y’all in the spirit of the contest, I’ve posted a list of some of my favorite Little Pink things below.

Little Pink band name
Little Pink shotgun
Little Pink astronaut
Little Pink banana
Little Pink drummer
Little Pink butcher
Little Pink big black
Little Pink little black dress
Little Pink art school girl
Little Pink little pink little pink
Little Pink Pixies
Little Pink midlife crisis
Little Pink malevolent curmudgeons
Little Pink things
Little Pink benign tumors
Little Pink man in a canoe
Little Pink coffeemaker
Little Pink garrotte
Little Pink html
Little Pink abacus
Little Pink despair
Little Pink big big love
Little Pink venus in furs
Little Pink willam blake
Little Pink bikini
Little Pink heart attack
Little Pink plato
Little Pink proper noun
Little Pink cadillac
Little Pink quonset hut
Little Pink hug
Little Pink coitus interruptus
Little Pink little black dress
Little Pink artofsorts.com
Little Pink nokia
Little Pink bulldozer
Little Pink firetruck
Little Pink frostbite
Little Pink civil war
Little Pink narcotics agent
Little Pink thesatelliteshow.com
Little Pink triangle

So fire up those Little Pink pens, good luck, and have a Little Pink day!

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