This debutante is single, sassy, and lookout boys: she’s a man! Oh, this modern world of ours. Really, it takes all kinds. My, you should have seen her last night. In her coffee stained t-shirt and dirty jeans, she sat with her beer and screamed about globalization and the perils of being lovelorn in the postmodern age. She was the hit of the party then, and she would certainly darken up the brightest corners of your next shindig or soiree, so drop her that special invitation and see how umm… flexible her schedule is, wink wink.